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Mr. Black Monday |
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Brown |
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Beret, jeans that should be tighter, loose-fighting band t-shirt or stylin' shirt w/buttons down front |
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Gin & Shanleys |
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Cheese, witty banter |
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John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk, Steppenwolf, Charles Mingus, any of RCA's Stereo Vision albums, Dancing at el Moraco |
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Somewhere around the age of 10: Thinking I'd be sneaky by taking a swig of my pop's Mountain Dew when he wasn't looking, only to discover too late that it was spiked. |
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I'm lucky if I have time to read my own paper these days. |
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THE DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES |
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THE ONE THAT GROWS THE JUNIPER BERRIES THAT MAKE BOMBAY SAPPHIRE |
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THE FELINE TYPE |
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No. |
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Me mum, me wife, Patti Smith, Barbara Manning, Kate Millet, Shulamith Firestone. |
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GODDAM RIGHT I DO. IN MY FORMATIVE YEARS I'VE WORKED CLOSELY WITH WOMEN PROFESSIONALLY AND CASUALLY AND THEY HAVE BEEN SOME OF THE MOST THOUGHTFUL, CONSIDERATE DEEP PEOPLE THAT I HAVE KNOWN, AND THEY'VE HELPED OPEN MY EYES TO ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT IDEAS. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF THAT AND MEN AIN'T PROVIDING IT. IT'S EASIER FOR THEM TO BE THREATENED AND HOSTILE IN A STRANGE SITUATION THAN TO TRY TO WORK THROUGH IT |
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Dames and hooch. |
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Would probably be in a building that has had the same interior design for about the last three or hopefully 4 decades. I'd know the customers by name and I'd chew their ear off with all over my music stories and they'd listen to them. It would serve good barfood: provolone sticks, several varieties of wings, etc. It would have a good jukebox, which would inspire said music stories and the soda gun would always have Squirt/Wink/50/50 on it so no one would be denied a gin & shanleys. |
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Do
you enjoy being a Screwdriver? |
Shoot, yeah. .It gives me a few more cred points and conversation pieces. But seriously, folks…I find out about weird drinks and sometimes get to drink them. |
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