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Mr. Pink Squirrel PS I Love You |
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BLUE |
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DISHWATER BLONDE |
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DRAB, INVISIBLE, DRAPEY |
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VODKA GIMLET |
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PINK SQUIRREL PS I LOVE YOU |
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THE HIVES, SLOAN, HERBIE NICHOLS, BOREDOMS, SHOSTAKOVICH, CHARLES MINGUS, THE HIVES, THE SONICS, LINK WRAY, THE HIVES, PHOTEK, PLASTIKMAN, MOTORHEAD, THE HIVES, BLACK SABBATH (FIRST FOUR RECORDS), THE SOFT BOYS, JIMMY REED, SOME MUSIC OR WHATEVER. THE HIVES. |
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CIRCA 1971...CONDENSATION ON A CAN OF HAMMS LEFT BY SOME AD EXECUTIVE ON THE STONE WALL OF THE PATIO AT MY PARENTS' SUMMER HOUSE IN WISCONSIN. FASCINATING. |
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"THERESE RAQUIN", HERBERT SIMON'S "ADMINISTRATIVE BEHAVIOR" |
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THE THIRD MAN |
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THE BIG, OLD TREES OF THE UPPER MIDWEST |
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CAT, GODDMANIT |
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ARCHAEOLOGY FIELD SCHOOL IN SOUTHERN ILLINOIS FOR TWO SUMMERS AS A SIXTH/SEVENTH GRADER. One of the jobs was to carefully shovel out the dirt in a 12-foot deep "core-sample" pit. You were lowered down on a harness. Quite erotic for a 12 year old. One of the kids (not me) who scored this duty discovered a mother/child grave that was historically significant to our understanding of the the Kahokia Culture of the area. I was jealous. He works on Wall Street now. Dumbfuck. |
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PINK SQUIRREL PS I LOVE YOU, KIM GORDON, MY GRANDMOTHER, MY MOTHER-IN-LAW. |
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ABSOLUTELY.
I BELIEVE IN SOCIAL/ CULTURAL/ECONOMIC BALANCE, AND THE SCALES HAVE
BEEN TIPPED UNEQUALLY FOR FAR TOO LONG TO NEGLECT THE IMPORTANCE
OF MAINTAINING AN OPPOSITIONAL STANCE TO THE PATRIARCHY. OH AND BY THE WAY: FUCK YOU. |
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MONEY. FUCK YOU. |
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THE EMPTY BOTTLE IN CHICAGO IS MAGICALLY TRANSPORTED TO A DESOLATE CROSSROADS IN NORTHERN MINNESOTA,AND A WORLD-CLASS ACOUSTICIAN IS BROUGHT IN TO IMPROVE THE SOUND. THE STAGE REMAINS EFFECTIVELY THE SAME, BUT THERE IS A STEINWAY BABY GRAND, AND A LARGER BAR THAT SNAKES AROUND TO WHERE THE POOL TABLES ARE NOW. THE HOUSE BAND CONSISTS OF EVAN PARKER, PAUL LOVENS, JOELLE LEANDRE, LE QUANH NINH, JOHN BUTCHER, AND ALEX VON SCHLIPPENBACH. PHOTEK DOES SOUND AND DJS. THE SCENE IS SO GOOD THAT THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE WORLD TAKE OFF WEEKS AT A TIME TO HANG OUT, AND AN ELITE GROUP OF US RENT COTTAGES IN THE AREA FROM APRIL TO OCTOBER. THE WHOLE THING IS FUNDED BY AN ANONYMOUS CISCO BILLIONAIRE WHO HAS GONE UNABOMBER AND LEFT US A TON OF MONEY BECAUSE WE ASKED NICELY AND WE WERE ALL DRUNK. EVERYONE DRINKS NOTHING BUT STRAUB AND GREY GOOSE. |
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Do
you enjoy being a Screwdriver? |
I
GET TO DRINK FUNNY DRINKS, LEARN DEVASTATINGLY CRITICIAL THINGS
ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THIS CULTURE, HELP TO MAKE MY WIFE HAPPY, AND
BE PALS WITH SEVERAL BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. I MEAN, FER CHRISSAKE...DO I NEED TO JUSTIFY THIS FURTHER? ENJOY?...JEEZUS...I PUKE ON "ENJOY." ADORE? FEEL PRIVILEDGED? YES. |
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